Hello and welcome to An Altitude Problem, where we are considering giving the dog skis. Seriously, it's so deep, the only way we humans can get through it anymore is on skis, and then we expect Andy to posthole through it in his bare feet. It's more like tunneling for him at this point. I say, enough. We humans think we have the market cornered on mechanical transport. I think it's about time to give our furry, four-legged friends ways to traverse great distances with a minimum effort. I say, let them ski!

I can see it now- The Salomon Fido. The K2 Lotta Paws. The Volkyl K9. It's a niche market. Room to grow. Little competition. Sponsorships and endorsements should be easy to come by. Who's with me?